Stories+and+Plays



**... or "killer" and the romance in Gdańsk **

It was July 2012 in Gdańsk. It was very sunny and hot. Julia and Bartek were walking on the beach. Julia was wearing a very pretty dress and her boyfriend was wearing short jean shorts and a shirt. Julia had big green eyes, a very slim figure and beautiful medium length red hair. Bartek was very ugly. He had grey eyes, long blond hair and a big nose and he was very fat. Lucas Pablito was walking with his wife Laura. Lucas had brown eyes and short brown hair. He had muscles, he was tall and good-looking. Laura Pablito had shoulder length blond hair, big brown eyes and she was beautiful. Lucas’s and Julia’s eyes met and Lucas fell in love. Bartek’s eyes and Laura’s eyes met and she fell in love. A week later Julia got a job at the stadium as an usher. At the same time Laura opened her restaurant with Italian food. Two days later Julia was working at the stadium during a match and she met Lucas Pablito. “Hi” said Lucas. “Hi” said Julia. “Do we know each other?” asked Julia. “Yes, I saw you at the beach” said Lucas. “Oh yes” said Julia and they started talking. Two hours later Laura and Lucas were going sightseeing in Gdańsk. They didn’t know where to go and just then they met Bartek and Julia and they told them where to go. Laura asked Bartek how to get to Słoneczna Street. “Hi, maybe you know where Słoneczna Street is?” asked Laura. “Yes, you must cross Brzozowa Street and then turn right and you will see a bus stop. Then you must take bus number 129. Go 3 stops and get off at Słoneczna Street stop” said Bartek. “Thank you, maybe you will come with Julia to my restaurant” said Laura. “Of course, we will come in two days” said Bartek. “Oh by the way, do you know where the closest restaurant is?” asked Laura. “Go 500 meters and turn left, then go along Dorsza Street and turn right next to the cinema. Look on the left and you will see a small sushi restaurant.” said Bartek. Two days later Julia and Bartek decided to go to Laura’s restaurant. Laura, Lucas, Bartek, and Julia all sat down together. During dinner when Julia and Lucas went to the bathroom, Laura started flirting with Bartek. “You look so beautiful” said Bartek. “Thank you, you do too” said Laura. “Oh” said Bartek and Laura Julia saw Bartek and Laura flirting so she got angry and decided to meet with Lucas as revenge. The next day Julia and Lucas met at the cinema. “Hi” said Julia. “Hi, how are you?” asked Lucas. “Awful, and you?” asked Julia. “I’m very angry because your wife is seeing my boyfriend” said Julia. “And I have to tell you something, I love you” she added. “OMG, I feel the same” said Lucas. Unfortunately, Bartek was walking on the street with his dog “Killer” and he saw his girlfriend with his enemy, Lucas. Bartek decided to leave the country because of his girlfriend. On the way to Italy, Bartek’s plane crashed and he died in Italy. When Julia found out about the catastrophe she decided to marry Lucas Pablito. She was very happy that her boyfriend died. She had two children with Lucas, their names were Magda and Adrian. Laura found out that her ex-husband married for the second time and she decided to leave the country for Ireland. She couldn’t find a job in the new place and she became a pickpocket. In this way the story of Julia, Bartek, Laura and Lucas finishes with a sad ending.

//The story was written by **Aleksandra Sz., Mikołaj Sz., Michał S.** and **Janek Sz.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Kaliskiego//





//The story was written by **Paweł P., Marta Z., Natalia Z., Karolina W., Zuzia M.** and **Zosia S.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Siodlarska//

** Koko koko Vampire Spoko **

It was a cloudy day. Someone arrived at the airport in Warsaw. He was __mysterious__ and very handsome. He was a British vampire and his name was Victor. He had black hair which looked like an artistic mess. He looked around with his blue eyes. Victor took his luggage and he went to the exit. When he went out of the building he stopped on the pavement and looked around again, watching at the names of the streets. He was looking for his hotel. He walked into the street in the capital of Poland and started looking for a building where he was supposed to be at 5 o’clock. After one hour of a __fruitless__ search, he sat on a bench, listening to a bird’s song. Suddenly an old woman walked beside him. The desperate vampire decided to ask for the way to his hotel. ‘Excuse me, do you know where the Mariott hotel is?’ asked Victor kindly. ‘Hmm, Mariott hotel. Oh, I know. Go along the Żwirki i Wigury Street and turn right at Aleje Jerozolimskie Street. When you go along Aleje Jerozolimskie, you’ll see a big blue __skyscraper__ on your right.’ ‘Ok, thank you very much.’ Victor answered. He wanted to go but the woman asked him: ‘Do you know the new __anthem__ of the Euro 2012 Championships?’ ‘No…’ ‘Oh, __It’s a pity__.’ she said and started humming “//Koko koko, Euro spoko, piłka leci hen wysoko”…//

Suddenly Victor went mad. He ran fast ahead and didn’t look at the people around him. He rushed through the __crowd__ very quickly, screaming and moaning. Shouting very loudly, like in horror, he was running towards the nearest building. In a while he was tired but suddenly in a bush of rowan trees he __encountered__ a beautiful and modest hostel. He was glad having seen it and quickly went inside. Close to the reception there was a small fireplace where everyone could sit down on a soft couch drinking hot tea. He checked-in and looked around searching for a lift or stairs. After a few seconds he found a lift just behind a buffet. He pressed a button and started to wait... The lift’s door opened. Victor was surprised by the lift decoration, so he entered swaying a little. There were mirrors, speakers and paintings around him. In the background there were also views of an ancient city. Suddenly the speakers played a sound: „//Koko Koko Euro Spoko…// ”. He __fainted__ after a while. The lift reached the destination but Victor did not __regain his consciousness__. Julia, who worked in the hostel as a cleaner and was waiting for this lift, saw a handsome but pale man. She quickly checked his breath… Despite the fact that she was in a panic, she started to look for a phone. Unfortunately, she left it at home. Scared Julia found another one in the corridor. Leaving the lift she lost her shoe and almost fell down. She knew that there was no time so she ran to the wall phone in a funny way and called the doctor. He promised to arrive in 10-20 minutes. She waited to the moment when the man left the lift. She still thought about the man who, in her opinion, had no reflection in the mirror but seemed to be very good-looking. Thoughtfully the girl walked away.

Victor woke up in the hospital room. Suddenly a nurse came into the room. ‘Oh, hello. You woke up at last.’ the nurse said. ‘Where am I? What happened to me?’ ‘You are in hospital in Kasprzaka Street. You hit your head in the elevator. Some woman found you. You should take some medical tests to check if everything is OK.’ ‘No, no, no. Are you crazy? Can’t you see I’m __as healthy as a horse__?’ ‘Are you sure you don’t want to try these tests.’ ‘I am!!!’ ‘OK, so you have to buy some medicine in the pharmacy near the hospital.’ ‘How can I get there?’ ‘You must go out of the hospital. Next, you must turn right and go straight ahead. The pharmacy will be on your right.’ ‘OK, I will remember.’ ‘OK, I have to go to another patient. I’ll come back at 3 p.m.’ ‘OK, thank you.’ After the nurse __departed__ Victor decided not to stay in the hospital any minute longer. He took all his things and jumped out of a small hospital window. He sat tired, leaning against the wall. He wondered what had just happened. Suddenly his meditation was interrupted by his vampire instinct. He felt that an intruder was coming. After a while another vampire appeared in front of him.

She was very __skinny__ and small. She had long blonde hair and big gold-green eyes, set in a small and oval face. ‘Can I help you with something?’ she asked. Victor looked at her, suspecting some trick. ‘Do not worry, I have no bad intentions.’ She gave him her hand. ‘My name is Paulina. I’m come from the local area, so if you are hungry I know a great place where you could have a __decent__ meal.’ The vampire thought for a while, then got up and followed the surprise companion. When they were walking he learned many interesting things, such as when the first match, which he wanted to see very much, started during the Euro Championships. After about 30 minutes they arrived at the stadium. ‘Are you sure nobody here will catch us?’ Victor asked __hesitantly__. ‘Don’t worry. I’ve hunted there for three weeks and no one has caught me up till now.’ Paulina said and ran to an entrance to the stadium she only knew about. When they entered together inside they were in one of the deserted corridors. In this corridor there were supposed to be the Chinese stalls after the Euro. ‘People often get lost and they come here. When someone comes here, he will be ours.’ Paulina said with an ominous smile.

Together they hid in a dark corner and waited for somebody to come. After a moment they heard quiet steps. They got ready and when they saw a young girl they threw themselves at her. They stunned her and Victor could drink her blood in peace. The vampire bit the girl's neck. His all senses were muffled by the sweet taste of her blood. After a few minutes, which seemed to be an __eternity__, he felt that somebody was poking him. He looked at terrified Paulina. At this moment he heard a scary sound. In the distance he saw a group of older women who were singing ,,//Koko koko Euro spoko// " as loudly as they could. They were coming closer to them. The terrified vampires ran away leaving the dead girl behind them. They ran __blindly__, they didn't know where they were going. Suddenly the half-crazy vampires ran through a metal gate into an open space. From all sides they saw blinding lights. Around them there was a crowd of people and they were singing ,,//Koko koko Euro spoko//". The vampires couldn't stand this any more. Shouting, they dropped dead on the football ground. And this is how the anthem of the Euro 2012 saved Poland from vampires.

The story was written by P**aulina B., Karolina S., Julia P.** and **Kasia L.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Kaliskiego

The underlined words are going to be tested next lesson :) Have fun!


**Strangers In A Strange Land **

It was a very sunny and beautiful day. People were happy because Euro 2012 was close. In the centre of Warsaw suddenly two French aliens fell out of the sky. The people of Warsaw didn’t notice the aliens because they were used to strange things. The two aliens were green and they had big heads with huge oval black eyes and they walked like penguins. They were wearing black skinny jeans and “30 seconds to Mars” t-shirts. They were hungry and they walked to the metro. From behind the aliens jumped out a strange guy. He had a mohawk and he was wearing his jeans low. “Hello” said the aliens. “Do you know where a playground is?” they asked. “Maybe, but what will you do at the playground” asked the punk. “We are hungry!” screamed the aliens. “You must go along this street and turn right at the 3rd street. Then at cinema city you must turn left. When you see a McDonald’s you must turn around and go along to the roundabout and make three circles on the roundabout. Then on one leg you must jump along Jared Leto Street. And then you must…..” sang the punk “Really” interrupted the alien. “Ha Ha Ha, No it’s here” laughed the punk and pointed to a playground. So the aliens went to the playground and walked up to a child. “Hi, how old are you?” asked the alien. “seven” answered the boy. “Oh, me too” said the alien Suddenly the alien ate the boy and started running to the other children. The children were running fast but the alien finally caught them and ate them. However the children were not a good dinner and the aliens felt sick. Their tummies were hurting and they felt like vomiting. They decided to go to the doctor., but they didn’t know where the closest bus stop was. They couldn’t find the punk so they went to the McDonald’s clown. “Hi, we….” the aliens tried to say. “We’ve got fries for half price” said the clown. “No thanks, we’re looking for a doctor” said the aliens. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“If you buy twelve happy meals the 13th is free” said the clown. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">So the aliens felt disappointed and kicked the clown in and the leg and crawled away. Then a boy, with a long mane and goatee wearing a white dress, came out of a church.

<span style="display: block; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The aliens decided to ask this strange boy where they can find a doctor. So they walked up to the boy and asked “ where can we find a doctor?” <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“I am a doctor” said Adam and he took a shovel out of his goatee. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Our tummies are hurting” moaned the aliens. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Ok I have some medicine” said Adam and hit the aliens in the tummy. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">Doctor Adam ran away and the aliens started talking. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Well, I saw a bus stop near the playground” said Bob. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Why didn’t you say anything?” asked Blanka. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“You didn’t ask” said Bob. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The angry aliens went back to the playground and went to the bus stop but the bus stop had been destroyed by a meteor, however, the bus came anyway. They got on the bus and stood by the window looking at beautiful Warsaw because in France it is not as beautiful as in Warsaw. They went up to an old woman who was sitting next to her shopping bags in the next seat. <span style="display: block; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Does this bus go to the doctor?” asked the aliens. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Synku jak ty się do starszych wyrażasz !!!” shouted the old woman. So the aliens went as far away as they could from the old woman. Then they realized that their tummies weren’t hurting so they decided to go to an internet café to post their adventures on Facebook. So they got off the bus and tripped over a homeless man. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Where is an internet café, bro?” sang the aliens <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The homeless man gave them a fat cat without a nose. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“This is a magic cat named ‘Slash’ and he can speak ‘Wookie’” said the man and he vanished. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“I want to go to an internet café” said Bob. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Yeah, that’s a good idea, but where is it” said Blanka. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“I know” meowed Slash. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“You must go to the 30th floor of The Palace of Culture and Science and jump out of the window and fall onto a tree. Then you must jump from the tree and go along the street and turn right into Adam Street. The sixth business on the left is the Internet café. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Thank you Slash, but we are hungry” said the aliens and ate the cat. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">And they did what the cat said and went up to a man and asked. “Where is the internet café?”. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Oh man, these computers are for decoration” said the man sarcastically. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Oh, OK” sighed the aliens and they started walking out of the café. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Hey stupid” shouted the man. “The Internet café is here, you could learn to read” said the man. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The happy aliens jumped to the computers and logged on to Facebook. They wrote about their adventures and Mr. Obama liked it (Obama was the aliens mother but he didn’t know it). <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“ So how do we get home now?” asked the aliens. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">But that’s another story……….

//The story was written by **Milena R., Blanka J., Agata U.** and **Natalia J.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Kaliskiego//


 * <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Not A Normal Day **

**<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: It was a sunny early afternoon in April. On Kaliskiego Street life was going as usual. Jan Kowalski was coming home from work when suddenly a woman stoppped him. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: Excuse me, do you know any good places for sightseeing? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: Wait, wait, wait! Who are you and why are you speaking English? We are in Poland. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: I’m Samantha and I’m from France. And you? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: I’m Jan from Poland ( **John to himself**: of course from Poland). **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: So getting back to the topic….. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: So you can visit the Palace of Culture and Science. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: They went to the Palace of Culture and Science. They are standing on the 36th floor of the Palace. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: What a beautiful place!! **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: It was built by Russian builders in honor of Russian and Polish friendship. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha (pointing at the Old Town) **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: Look over there! What’s that beautiful place! Can we go there? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: It’s the Old Town, and yes we can go there. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: Then John and Samantha went to the Warsaw Old Town. They are standing by the King Zygmunt Column. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> So who is this? Who is this man? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">This is the column of Zygmunt the III Wasa. There is a legend that says that when Zygmunt puts down his sword the apocalypse will come. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Behind Zygmunt’s Column there was a large video screen on which there was a match between Poland and Brazil. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Oh I love football! Can we check out your National Stadium. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Ok, it’s near. We have to cross the river. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> We must swim?! **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan (sarcastically): **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Yes, we don’t have bridges in this country. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> They went to the national stadium and met a fan of the Polish national team.



**<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">I don’t know a lot about the stadium. You can ask one of the fans about the stadium. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> John is pointing at a group of fans. Samantha introduces herself to one of the fans and asks about the stadium. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Fan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> This stadium was built in 2011. This is the most modern stadium in Poland and this is the best stadium on which Euro matches will be played. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Samantha wanted to show off in front of Jan Kowalski. She wanted to show him her football skills and she tried to do a back flip shot. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha (to herself): **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> I think I should do a back flip and stick out one leg in the middle of the flip. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Samantha breaks her leg in the middle of the flip. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> OMG!! **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">: What’s wrong? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> I think there is something wrong with my leg. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> We have to go to the doctor. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Where’s the hospital? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">We have to go to Koszykowa Street. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> They went to the metro station and got on the metro. They rode three stops to Politechnika Station. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> How far is it? **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> It’s near. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> They’re at the hospital. The doctor brought the wrong medicine, because the right medicine was exchanged with another by mistake. Samantha took the wrong medicine and said. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> Oh No!!! **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha fainted. She laid in the hospital for 4 days. When she woke up she felt worse than before. She couldn’t move her legs and arms. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Doctor: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> We can’t do anything else for her. The only thing she can do is die. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Narrator: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> An undertaker put her in a coffin. Everyone who came to the church was staring at her and thought she was dead. Suddenly blood poured out of Samantha’s mouth. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha (whispers): **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> I….love…..you…..Jan…… **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> But I have a wife and 2 kids. Leave me alone! **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Samantha: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> You….traitor….. **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;">Jan: **<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px;"> I don’t think so HA HA HA HA HA



//The play was written by// //**Wiktor S., Iza P.** and **Julia B.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Kaliskiego//



//The story was written by **Zosia D.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Odkryta//


 * Englishman in Warsaw**

Bob Turner, an Englishman from London, came to Warsaw yesterday to see the European Football Championship. Unfortunately, he doesn’t speak Polish and has to ask people for help. On the first day he wants to find a good restaurant in Warsaw so he asks a woman in the street: - Excuse me, madam – said Bob. - Yes? – she asked. - Could you tell me where I can eat good and cheap dinner? - Yes, of course. First, go straight; when you go past a pet shop please turn right and keep going until you see a shop called ‘Shop Town’. There is a restaurant called ‘Dobre światowe jedzenie’ just behind it. You can it there the best food in Warsaw. If you have any problems with finding it, there will be ‘a big globe’ painted on the entrance to the restaurant. - Thank you very much. - You’re welcome. - Good bye.

On the second day Bob needs to see the Museum of History and doesn’t know how to get there so he asks a young woman reading a newspaper for help. - Excuse me madam. Could you tell me how to get to the Museum of History? – asked Bob. - Yes, of course. You must go by tram number 13 over the Vistula river, get off at the fifth stop called Zoo 02, turn left, then go straight and turn right again at the next junction. You will see a big blue building – this is the best Museum of History in this city – she explained. - Thank you very much for your help. Do I need a ticket to go by tram and where can I get it? – asked Bob. - Yes, you do. You can buy it at the newsagent’s nearby. – she answered. - Thank you. Have a nice day. – he answered and walked away. On the third day Bob would like to go sightseeing but he doesn’t know which places are worth visiting. He asks a passer-by: - Excuse me. I’m here for the first time and would like to see some interesting sights. Is there anything interesting? – asked Bob. - Of course, there are many interesting tourist attractions in Warsaw. - Could you tell me how to get there? - Well, many monuments are located in the Old Town. You must go west, turn right into Królewska Street and go straight ahead. - Thank you for useful information. Good bye. - You’re welcome. Bye and good luck!

On the fourth day Bob wants to relax and go to the cinema but he is not sure what is on at the moment so he asks a young man for advice. - Excuse me. Could you tell me where the cinema is? - Yes, sure. The cinema is located in the Złote Tarasy shopping centre. - Where exactly is it situated? - You have to take the bus no. 105 and get off at the tenth bus stop or take a taxi. - Oh, thanks. - Then you’ll be in front of the Zlote Tarasy shopping mall. - Could you recommend any criminal movie which is on at the cinema now? - Yes, of course. The movie about the adventures of Sherlock Holmes has been very popular recently. - Thanks a lot. What is the price of a ticket for an adult person? - Hmmm. It usually costs above 20 zł. - Thank you very much. It was nice to meet you. - You’re welcome. Have a good time in Warsaw.

Bob was really nicely surprised that all the people he asked for help were so polite and helpful and spoke English very well. He decided to visit Poland most often.

//he story was written by **Dorota, Dominika, Kasia** and **Zuzia**// //in Euro-Lingua, ul. Siodlarska//





//The story was written by **Kamila S.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Odkryta//


 * <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.3333px;">Polish National Team 3rd at EURO 2012 ! **

<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.3333px;"> It was the biggest suprise of this year’s EURO Championship. Polish National Team is one of the worst playing teams in all Europe. They started very well winning with Russia and Greece. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 13.3333px;">After this two matches there were big fights of fans and police arrested 147 people. Polish team was on a second position in their group. After group stage they played with German National team and it was a very stressful and hard match. After first fifteen minutes German's forward Łukasz Podolski (he is Polish by birth but he changed his nationality) scored the first goal. In 64 minute one of Germany’s defenders tripped on Robert Lewandowski and we got a penalty kick and scored a goal, after that the Polish team regained their fighting spirit and 10 minutes later we got uor last goal in the match. For the first time in history we won a match with Germany! Next match was with Russia (second in this EURO). It was a very easy match because of Russian players suffered from hangover. We played the semi-final match with Italy. In my opinion it was the most boring match in this cup. The only goal was our own scored by the Polish goalkeeper. Polish team’s last match was a fight for the bronze medal. We played it with France. The result of match was 3:3 so there was a penalty kick and we scored it! We won because of our brilliant goalkeeper Przemysław Tytoń(the best goalkeeper of EURO 2012).

//The news article was written by **Tomek D.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Odkryta//



**<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 18.6667px;">The Assassin’s Vengeance ** <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">It is Poland. In 2033 there was a nuclear war. A survivor from Russia named Nikolai Dimitrov with the Russian President and an assassin from Poland, Thomas Anonimus are in Cracow and they want to get to Warsaw by bus, because they are searching for food which wasn’t poisoned and medicine for the sick president. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Hey Thomas, where is the bus stop?” asked Nikolai aggressively. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“We must go along this street and find the statue of the Dragon of Wawel and turn left. Then after 200 metres turn right and there will be a bus station on the left” said the assassin. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Ok, Let’s go” said Dimitrov. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Hurry up” said the President. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">After 20 minutes they found the bus station. They got on the bus and wanted to buy tickets. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“We want to get to Warsaw and we don’t have any money” said Nikolai. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Give me that Rolex and I will take you to Warsaw” said the one-legged bus driver. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The President took off his Rolex and gave it to the bus driver. 3 hours later they noticed a woman flagging down their bus. The bus stopped and took the woman on board. After some time the bus suddenly stopped. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“We don’t have any fuel” said the one-legged bus driver. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">Nikolai and Thomas went to look for a petrol station or an abandoned car. After 20 minutes they found a car with a full tank of fuel. While they were emptying the tank they heard a terrible scream and Thomas saw an American agent with a US flag on his shoulder killing a mutant animal. The assassin shouted to Nikolai “that’s the American agent”. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Take the canister and run to the bus” shouted Nikolai. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The American agent saw them and started shooting at the canister. The bullet missed the canister by 2 milimetres but it hit Thomas’s right leg. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Help me” the assassin screamed. “Run without me” he added <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Never, I won’t leave you” said Nikolai and took out a gun and started shooting at the American agent, at the same he was trying to pick up his friend. They got to the bus filled up the tank and got on the bus. The one-legged bus driver and the passengers got away from the American agent. Ada found the emergency kit and bandaged the assassin’s leg. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“You will be fine” said Ada with a smile.



<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">They got to Warsaw the next day in the morning. They stopped at Bemowo and saw the entrance to the underground city. They got off the bus and walked up to the entrance. Suddenly two guards came out of the entrance. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Who are you and what do you want?” they asked. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“We need some clean food and medicine for the Russian President and his body guard (the assassin)” said Nikolai. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Is he alive?” said the guard astonished. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“Quick come here and go to the special apartment for presidents” said the other guard. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The guard took them to the special apartment. Nikolai left the President and assassin and went to find food and medicine. Ada decided to stay with Thomas and explained to Nikolai the way to the shop. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“You must go down to level six and go to the central street then turn left into the street with libraries then take the first right and you will see a bar in front of you and the shop will be next to the bar” explained Ada. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">Nikolai followed the instructions and he found the shop and asked the cashier for medicine and food. The cashier wanted money but Nikolai didn’t have money so he proposed to give the cashier his decorated knife. The cashier accepted it and said good bye, flirtatiously. Nikolai got back to the apartment and saw the President was gone. He found Ada and Thomas tied up in the wardrobe in the bathroom. Nikolai untied his friends. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“What happened?!” he shouted. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“The American agent kidnapped the President” they said. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">Nikolai put the food on the table and he changed Thomas’s bandage. He said he would go search for the President. But Thomas said he will go with him. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“No, you can’t go with me” said Nikolai. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“But I know where they’ve gone” said Thomas. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">They left Ada in the apartment and went to look for the President. They came out of the underground city and they found the President on Kaliskiego Street but the American agent started shooting his AK 47. Thomas grabbed the President and went to the nearest building. Nikolai got shot in the stomach and when the assassin saw this he stabbed the American agent in the back with a hidden blade. The American agent screamed and died. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">The President helped Thomas to carry Nikolai to the apartment but in the middle of the journey Ada and the guards came to help them. Ada kissed the assassin. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“I’m happy that you’re alright, I love you” said Ada. <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 16px; text-align: justify;">“I love you too” said the assassin with a tear in his eye.



//The story was written by **Magdalena P., Patryk G., Wiktor G., Aleksander K.** and **Grzegorz N.** in Euro-Lingua, ul. Kaliskiego//